you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via fake-mermaid)

how to have a successful blog

  • step 1: delete your blog
  • step 2: throw your laptop out the window




fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via ruinedchildhood)