shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via tipslip)

jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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(via communistbakery)

ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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(via ugly)

bombing:

you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead

(via fake-mermaid)

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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(Source: disowns, via communistbakery)